Some of my favourite song lyrics

"T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth
T-tell your girlfriend, if she says he's got beef
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't scared of them"

"he can do anything at all
Have anything he pleases
The power to change what he thinks is wrong
So what could he want with
me?"

"Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas
drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would
sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll
feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two
thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough
you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle
House hashbrowns

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like
Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight
Savings Time

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but
mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but
mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel

Gettin' horny now"

The Worst.

"Living in a world where you feel all alone, trapped in a room of people, but you feel like you're the only one. I'm on my own.. and I despise the feeling. When did it get this way? Everything is changing and I'm refusing to change who I am to please them. These people are the worst.. and I surrounded myself with them."


My newest Facebook status. No one pays attention to the words that I say when I post them up there. So what they can't figure out is that I'm talking about them..
I talking about the fact that all my real friends are out of my reach now..
I'm talking about my utter HATE for most of the people that I'm forced upon everyday.
I'm talking about the fact that I'm no longer as happy as I once was.
And I don't know how to fixx it. There's not a thing I can do about it. These are the people that I see everyday, regardless if choose to hang out with a different crowd.
If you read this, and wonder.. Why don't you just stopp talking to these people.
Well it's certainly not that simple.
I see these people regardless. Most of them are in my classes, and they talk to me if i want them to or not.
Another question you may be thinking of is Why I'm oh so suddenly depressed.
well at the beginning of the 9th grade.. I only had one of my best friends to hang out with every day.

Ally Posey.
We were the unbeatable duo. Alli G+Ally P forever.
We were supposed to graduate high school together..
and then a series of stupid incidents and stupid irrational reactions to those events took her away from me.. They took my best friend.
Parents are the ultimate cause of my depression, or so I found.


Kasia's mom had to move to DC.
Nick's mom sent him to Boarding School
Kiera's mom wanted to move to bigger house

Even though parents did play a large role in this, I don't completely blame them.
I'd be fine if there were decent people to associate myself with at my school..
but of course, there isn't.
Everyone at Stonewall Jackson High School either annoys me or dislikes me for some unknown reason.

This is my issue.
I miss the past..
I'm scared for the future.
I hate the present.
This is The Worst.

Stonewall 66, Battlefield 46.

STONEWALL JACKSON vs. BATTLEFIELD
66-46. the best game.

Okay So First part of the game, I thought I would kill someone. A bunch of Battlefield guys, "da den" (how gay is thatt lol), were sitting there trash talking like nothing else. They had the nerve to say "Nice Ass Sweetheart" when I walked by them. I simply replied "Thanks Asshole". So anyway, they booed and called out racial slurs. Everyone thought I was simply overreacting, but I don't take shizz like thatt. Cause I know what Stonewall was going through, cause of my past Basketball playin experiences.

The 2nd half kicked ass though. We rounded up some Lax and Baseball players to do what they were doing. Stonewall was ahead...
We went out and did a great third quarter cheer.
4th quarter, We really started kicking some bobcat ass. We were ahead and everything was hype. Tobore and Aaron went in and started makin shots and our crowd was goin' WILD!!! And then.. .. .. The Game ended and a whole bunch of people ran to the center of the court. The cha cha slide came on and everyone was doin it. I t was the best game ever.

Katt Williams

ohhkaay super super badd language but its HILARIOUS STUFF

2.2.09-2.5.09

Yo.
I had an uber awesome week so far.
Monday- Lunch was great, everyone was TRIPPY lol. Ally was gunna like KILL Megan Poole, but i told her it totally wasn't worth it. Later on though, I thought I'd murder her cause we had a game and she thought she was the shizz, and tried to be captain since none were present. She made us look like CRAPPP!! I thought i'd kill her.
Tuesday- I got into an axe fight in health flex lol. I smelled like mann the rest of the dayy=] Oh and Devyn totally sprayed axe into her facee on accident, I think she was tryinta figure out how to open it lol.
Wednesday- lunch wass awesome. a little trippy, but not as bad. Me and Alan we're like playy holding handss and shizz. the greatest lol. He's soo freaking hilarious lol. Ally, Jeff and I were like dying.
Todayy- Intresting lecture from Mrs. Boley. "I thought that child was on happy weed!!!" ahhh I love Mrs. Boley. Ally, Jeff and I went over our sickk plans for after high school=] in 5th block flex. 4th was of course, awesome. I love my 4th block budds=]. 6th block was hilarious. Me and Jenny had to do a speaking exercise. We totally bombed it, but I had so much funn=]

so i thought i'd do this on here for the hello of it.

Here are the rules - post this list on your profile (in Notes) replacing my answers with yours.Tag people to do the same thing.If I tagged YOU, it's because I want to know more about YOU!

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Danielle Steele.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?uhhhh idk..
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?ughh i guess.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?uhh chicken
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?nahh
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Definitely, and if I was a guy.. I'd tappp that=]
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?wayyy too much for other people's good.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I believe so
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yepp
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? depends
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? rarely.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? cookies and cream
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?depends. guys= smile, eyes, hair, build, and voice. girls= idk.
15. RED OR PINK?red.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF My oh so bitchy wayss
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? the dayys of no responsibility and the 90's
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?der.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?myy ripped jeans and my ugglookin boots.
20. WHAT DO YOU OBSESS OVER? being a socialite.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Uninvited by Alanis Morrisette
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? uhmm i'd be scarlet. cause I love the way it sounds and because of Gone with the Wind lol
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Versache perfume, craigg, nick mandros, Duncan, Chris Byrne, coffee
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?Jonny=]
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?ya , she's my best friend!
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?football and cheerleading
27. HAIR COLOR?dark dark brown.
28. EYE COLOR?poopey brown
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?yessum
30. FAVORITE FOODtoo many
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?both!
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?Bubble Boy lol
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?black wifebeater.
34. Summer or winter?summer.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?kisses=]
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?uhhh idk
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?yet again idkk
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?not currently reading anything.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?Dell.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? NCIS
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S). music. beats. my friends' heartbeats
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? beatles
44.DO YOU HAVE ADHD? sometimes i think i.. A BIRD!!!.. do=]
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?uhh. im a pretty huge flirt lol
46 WHERE WERE U BORN? Manasty/=
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?no one in particular lol
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? track.

Breakfast Club

A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The nakedlady says...

So For all you awesome people outt there checkin out my blogg, feel freee to finish this joke.

Of course, me and my perverted mind have definitely come up with quite a few but i wanna see what other people are thinking.

I lovveee this kidd.

"R" for Robert Blibo "O" for Oh my god its Robert Blibo "B" for By god its Robert Blibo "E" for Everyone look its Robert Blibo "R" for Robert Blibo "T" for turn around its Robert Blibo "SPACE" "B" for By god its Robert Blibo "L" Look over there its Robert Blibo "I" for In there it is Robert Blibo "B" for By god its Robert Blibo "O" for Oh my god its Robert Blibo-Robert Blibo

The Intro Stuff

Heyy there.

My Name is Alli Gordon. I love Music. Jesus Christ is my homie. I love to Dance. I love Cheerleading. School is okay. FE is the best place. I have no definition type. I love boys, especially mine. I love to chill out with friends. Movies are great, specifically war movies. I am a great friend, or so I have been told. I'm a bit of a nerd, but everyone knows that. I'm a really happy-go-lucky kidd, just dont make me mad. I love chillin with boys, they just make me laugh and don't give me headaches like girls do. I've been told I'm the F2F and I've got some sweet DSL.. I guess that's up for you to decide..They are soo easy to please and I love itt. Drama follows me wherever I go, no matter where i go. It loves to include me in its reign of terror and I hate it. I just wanna be happy.